Beat the child it will not die...

...or will it? Now would be a good time for mom and dad to visit. Someone else needs to take care of this child for a while. I've had it! Yesterday I walked into her room to find this...

And today, this...

I like to call these the after pictures.

I've never wanted to spank her more. It's not just that she made a mess, but she broke stuff too. There was a double picture frame of Neal's parents on the shelf that is now two separate frames. Thank goodness they have loops on the back to hang them from because they can no longer stand up. She knocked her big picture off the wall and busted part of the Plexiglas. I had to really work at getting it back together enough to hang on the wall.

And one other complaint now that I'm on a roll... Who in the world picked out that purple carpet?!!! All our upstairs carpet is this lovely purple color. Just so Blues Clues fans don't feel left out with all our crazy Barney carpet we have your carpet downstairs. That's right purple upstairs and blue down.

Great... now I have to feed my little room wrecker.